Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names

A Classy, Crass, and Completely Real Celebration of Aussie Geography

Take a trip across Australia like you’ve never experienced before—through the most outrageous, hilarious, baffling, and occasionally downright rude place names ever officially approved by cartographers.

From Bullshit Hill (South Australia) to Lovely Bottom (Tasmania), with detours past Pisspot Creek, Titwobble Lane, Mount Buggery, and the mysterious Nowhere Else, this isn’t your average wall map. It’s part vintage cartography, part comedy gold—and entirely authentic.

🌏 What You’ll Discover

Featuring over 1,000 genuine Australian place names, this map is meticulously researched from official geographic records and plotted with forensic accuracy. Every name is real, verified, and proudly printed for your amusement.

Categories include:

• Towns & Suburbs – Come By Chance, Mount Disappointment, Jimcumbilly

• Mountains & Hills – Mount Buggery, Titwobble Hill, Misery Knob

• Rivers, Creeks & Waterholes – Pisspot Creek, Dirty Dick Creek, Lake Fanny

• Roads, Lanes & Trails – Lovely Bottom Road, Fanny Bay Road, Titwobble Lane

• Outback Oddities – Hidden gems from remote deserts to windswept coasts

🎨 Designed to Disarm

At first glance, it looks like an elegant, antique-style map—perfect for your study, home office, or living room wall. Guests will admire its tasteful vintage tones… until they lean in for a closer look and realise exactly what they’re reading.

• Faux-Vintage Styling – Soft parchment tones, decorative flourishes, and a classic compass rose.

• Readable Detail – Every cheeky location marked with precision.

• Conversation Starter – You’ll have visitors squinting, pointing, and laughing for hours.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For

• Map Lovers & Geography Buffs – Because sometimes the best maps make you snort tea out of your nose.

• Travellers & Road-Trippers – Plan the most ridiculous Aussie itinerary imaginable.

• Pub Quiz Hosts & Teachers – A brilliant icebreaker or classroom talking point.

• Friends & Family with a Cheeky Sense of Humour – Especially those impossible to buy for.

• Expats Missing Home – A reminder that Australia will always be gloriously strange.

📦 Premium Production & Presentation

This isn’t just a novelty—it’s a quality print designed to last.

• Material – 150 gsm premium uncoated FSC-certified paper for a tactile, archival-quality finish.

• Size – 660 × 660 mm square; perfect for framing.

• Printing – Rich, high-resolution colour to showcase every location.

• Packaging – Supplied rolled in a sturdy cardboard tube, unmarked for surprise gifting. Just add a ribbon… or a wink.

• Publisher – Strumpshaw, Tingleton & Giggleswick – purveyors of fine, curious, and slightly naughty cartography.

📐 Specifications

🔍 Learn While You Laugh

Yes—it’s funny. But it’s also surprisingly educational:

• Discover how Aussie slang, humour, and history shaped the nation’s geography.

• Learn that bureaucrats really did approve names like Peculiar Knob, Delicate Nobby, and Lumpy Flat.

• Realise that sometimes the best stories aren’t in the guidebooks—they’re hidden on the map.

🏆 Why You’ll Love It

• Looks classy from afar, cheeky up close

• Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and smiles

• A unique Australian-made gift

• Suitable for framing and years of laughter

Hang it above your desk, give it to a mate, or plan the silliest Aussie road trip ever conceived.
The Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names proves that geography has never been this much fun.

Classy from a distance. Outrageous up close. 100% real. 100% Australian.