Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names 660 x 660mm Laminated

A Rollicking Ride Through Australia’s Most Unbelievably Real Place Names

Size: 660 mm (W) x 660 mm (H)
Laminated for Durability & Fun
Over 1,000 Hilariously Authentic Locations

From Lovely Bottom (TAS) to Bullshit Hill (SA), from Titwobble Lane (VIC) to Pisspot Creek (TAS), the Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names is a delightfully cheeky celebration of Australia’s wild, weird, and wonderfully named geography.

Lovingly created by the satirical cartographers at Strumpshaw, Tingleton & Giggleswick, this 66cm x 66cm square-format wall map features over 1,000 genuine Australian place names that sound more made-up than fiction—but every single one is real.

Why You'll Love the Marvellous Map:

• 🎩 Classy from afar, cheeky up close – Styled as a charming vintage map that wouldn’t look out of place in a library, it only reveals its mischief once you step closer.

• 😂 Unapologetically hilarious – Packed with towns, creeks, peaks, and roads so absurdly named that it might make your nan choke on her tea.

• 🎓 Surprisingly educational – You’ll learn more about obscure Aussie geography than you bargained for. It’s trivia gold.

• 🎁 Perfect for gifting – Ideal for map lovers, travel addicts, linguists, pranksters, pub quiz champs, and anyone with a sense of humour.

🗺️ What’s on the Map?

• ✅ Over 1,000 real place names across Australia

• ✅ Towns, mountains, lakes, rivers, roads, and remote localities

• ✅ A mix of quirky, rude, inexplicable, and laugh-out-loud funny names

• ✅ Designed to look like an antique wall map but hiding a riot of innuendo beneath the surface

Every name has been painstakingly researched, verified, and plotted with obsessive cartographic care—because if you’re going to make a map full of bottom jokes, it might as well be accurate.

🖨️ Premium Laminated Edition

• ✅ Encapsulated in durable 80-micron gloss laminate

• ✅ Wipe-clean surface – mark your favourites with whiteboard markers or apply map dots

• ✅ Water-resistant and tear-proof, ready for years of laughter

• ✅ Ideal for homes, offices, man-caves, she-sheds, classrooms, or the downstairs loo

📐 Specifications

🧭 Perfect For:

• 🎁 Gag gifts with actual substance

• 🏡 Conversation starters in any room

• 🗺️ Map collectors who appreciate the odd and obscure

• 📚 Educators looking for a fun way to introduce Australian geography

• 😂 Anyone who just really loves a good innuendo

🗨️ Final Word

The Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names is proof that truth is often stranger—and ruder—than fiction. With authentic data, vintage charm, and a wicked sense of humour, this map is both a laugh and a love letter to the quirks of Aussie cartography.

You’ll never look at a map the same way again.